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An Enthralling Update!

October 20, 2008 04:47

"My friends,"I'm currently dividing my time between class (2-3 per day, none on Fridays), catching up on the entire first 3 seasons of "Heroes," battling my dog for the best spot on the couch, staring at the ceiling in my apartment, drinking beer and gin & tonics, and playing Tiger Woods and...

bleh.

October 01, 2008 23:02

I have no excuse. I have an embarrassingly light, easy schedule and (praise Jesus!) a job lined up. I have so much free time it's obscene. In fact, I should really be writing three times as much as I have the past two years. Is it possible that I've become so lazy that I'm actually putting off...

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

August 17, 2008 19:54

I'll be getting revved up again this week. Until then, enjoy this gem from Flight of the Conchords.

Fun with Vanity Plates

July 25, 2008 13:48

Everyone knows that "vanity plate people" are a special breed of idiot. It takes an almost unfathomably inflated sense of self-importance for someone to actually put a message about himself on his license plate.The good thing is that a vanity plate also serves as an instant warning that the person...

Obviously this is just a big misunderstanding.

July 22, 2008 13:41

Batman actor Christian Bale arrested over assault allegation

This is clearly a lie.

July 22, 2008 13:30

Report: 'Batman' accused of assaulting mom, sisterLONDON — Batman star Christian Bale was to be questioned by police over allegations he assaulted his mother and sister the night before the European premiere of his film, "The Dark Knight," British media reported Tuesday.His mother and sister r...

List of people you don't want representing you if you're facing a life sentence

July 17, 2008 16:08

Number one on the list is this guy. This is actually the final video of a four-part series on Youtube. It's unbefuckinglievable how long this judge allows this to languish on (I think the first clip starts at around 10:30 or so). I'd venture to say 95% of judges would put an end to this nonsense...

In honor of gay pride week: A Case Study in Gender Ambiguity

July 17, 2008 15:59

Man or woman? Methinks I spy the beginnings of a soul patch, but there's no way this is a dude. Then again, it couldn't be a girl. I'm truly at a loss.

"It's Friday [the 13th], I'm in Love"

July 17, 2008 14:38

I recently saw the Cure. They were sensational of course, but cripes--Robert Smith is not aging well. In fact, he bore a frightening likeness to someone you may recognize:

Easily the Best Summer Associate Perk I've Heard Yet

July 09, 2008 21:26

Holy shite. As if it weren't enough that these fucks get paid $3k/wk even though they haven't even graduated yet, now there's this.Yes, I'm jealous. Fucking bastards.