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You Broke Into Prison For That?

John Mesirow
March 22, 2012 05:04

How crazy is this guy? Or, wow, I didn't know copper prices were that high! As reported by The Salisbury Post (North Carolina): A thief pulled a fast one on the Department of Corrections Sunday night after police said someone broke into a minimum-security prison, stole copper and escaped.Ouch....

Nobody Likes A Backseat Driver. But This? Yikes.

John Mesirow
March 21, 2012 05:10

Let's just say this lady does not take criticism well, especially when she's behind the wheel. What did she do when her husband took exception to her driving? As reported by The Argus Leader (South Dakota): A Sioux Falls woman tried to run down her husband with a Chrysler New Yorker Thursday...

A Slice Of Domestic Bliss

John Mesirow
March 20, 2012 05:04

Certainly domestic life often presents challenging situations. But this? As reported by BeeNews.com (New York): Police responded to a North Seine Drive residence where a ?male and female? were having an argument about how the pizza had been ?sliced.Really?

Clearly This Guy Likes Jail

John Mesirow
March 19, 2012 05:01

What the hell was this guy thinking? He had just been released from jail. From the Okaloosa County Sheriff's office: A Crestview man released from the Okaloosa County Jail on a domestic violence battery charge Wednesday didn’t even make it out of the parking lot before committing crimes which put...

Is It Bigamy If You Marry Someone Else When You Are Still Married?

John Mesirow
March 18, 2012 05:14

You're thinking "of course." Like most things in life, though, it's not that simple. Or ... is it? Dude got married in Pennsylvania, and years later married his girlfriend in Nevada. Pennsylvania charged him with bigamy, and got a conviction. Not so fast, said Mr. Seiders. I got married in...

"Unlucky" Charms: Husband Accuses Wife Of Using "Black Magic" - Police Investigate

John Mesirow
March 17, 2012 05:01

So the police will investigate you if your husband merely claims you are using black magic? Apparently so, at least if you live in Kuwait. As reported by the Arab Times: A Kuwaiti man has filed a complaint with the Adan Police Station accusing his ex-wife of doing black magic. He claims the magic...

School Cheating Is Common. But By The School Superintendent?

John Mesirow
March 16, 2012 05:04

If these allegations are true ... what a great example this Florida school superintendent is setting for her students. As reported by TCPalm.com: The Florida Department of Law Enforcement is reviewing allegations that Martin County Schools Superintendent Nancy Kline cheated on a certification...

You Stole What From Papa John's?

John Mesirow
March 15, 2012 05:03

It would be misleading, though not totally false, to say this guy walked into a Florida Papa John's and stole pizza. Here's what happened, per wptv.com: Polk County deputies say a man walked into Papa John's Pizza restaurant, put on a pizza costume, and then walked out of the Lakeland restaurant...

Transmitter Under The Mattress? This Is Awkward.

John Mesirow
March 14, 2012 05:08

If you're separated, but still living in the same house, don't you expect awkward situations? Well, a Pennsylvania man claims, in his defense, that he was just trying to avoid those awkward moments (awkward for him, any way). As reported by the Beaver County Times: Suzanne Cripe, no age given, of...

Here Come The Cops! Get That Mesmerized Guy Out Of The Window!

John Mesirow
March 13, 2012 05:08

Has The Juice lost it, you may be asking yourself? No, he's just referring to a very strange law that is on the books in the City of Everett, Washington. Here it is: 9.24.010 Hypnotism unlawful. It is unlawful for any hypnotist or mesmerist, or other person, to exhibit or display, or permit to...