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I’m a Mac - Day 44

David J. Bilinsky

November 21, 2008 07:15

?  Now that ain’t workin… that’s the way you do it… ? Words and Music by: Mark Knopfler and Sting (Thomas Sumner), recorded by Dire Straits. Those of you who have been reading my chronicles of my movement over to the “white side” (as I am referring to my adoption of my white ...

Why You Should Never Steal a 1L’s Laptop

November 19, 2008 14:09

You might end up looking like this: The laptop contained four months of case notes. In a frantic frenzy, the law student ripped the bat from the attacker and retaliated to retrieve his “baby.” h/t Torwoli Dzuali at UofO Law You might end up looking like this: The laptop contained four...

Batman, Turkey Sues Warner Bros.

November 17, 2008 00:03

It’s not the first time a city or location is suing for intellectual property in its name.  But it’s probably the first time a major blockbuster has been the target of the lawsuit. The city of Batman, located in eastern Turkey, is named after the river by the same name that flows into ...

I’m a BlackBerry Storm vs I’m an iPhone

David J. Bilinsky

November 12, 2008 01:13

? Apple fall out of the tree and hit the ground … Ohhhhhhhh watch out for that gravity storm It don’t give no warning signs Ohhhhhhhh watch out for that gravity storm…? Words and Music by: Jimmy Buffett, Jay Oliver, recorded by Jimmy Buffett. My old cell phone is dying and as such, this sta...

Mierda de caballo

November 09, 2008 19:45

From the always wonderful PJ O’Rourke comes this simple person’s take on how we got into this mess: Brokerages were saying, “We’re going to sell you a room full of horse s–. And with that much horse s–, you just know there’s a pony in there...