lulz

File under “creative ways to quit your job”

Marc J. Randazza
September 07, 2011 03:28

By J. DeVoy Today in Indiana, a man abandoned his car and began marching down an interstate highway wielding a 35-inch samurai sword.  Apparently inspired by Lady Gaga, this stunt was also a rip-off of a much more powerful and original creative work, namely Michael Douglas’ performance in...

One man’s heist from an adult novelty store blows up on him

Marc J. Randazza
July 08, 2011 21:03

By J. DeVoy A Virginia man broke into an adult novelty store earlier this week, but did not steal anything.  Law enforcement was summoned and, upon arriving on the scene, the suspect fled to a closet in an effort to avoid apprehension.  He was then discovered by police — as he was...

Google Creates DMCA Time Machine

Marc J. Randazza
June 03, 2011 16:53

by Jason A. Fischer Until now, Google has managed to keep its development of a working flux capacitor under wraps, quietly rolling out the ability to send DMCA notices from as early as January 1, 1900.  In other news, archeologists today announced the discovery of new cave drawings that...

Betas, Online Dating and Anonymous

Marc J. Randazza
May 14, 2011 20:01

By J. DeVoy At the limply beating heart of all things beta is a lack of options.  Anonymous, ever the ingenious amorphous blob of misanthropy that it is, seized upon this and organized an “involuntary flashmob” in midtown Manhattan by using spoofed female dating profiles to lure men...

Litigation’s so passé

Marc J. Randazza
April 25, 2011 07:23

By J. DeVoy For whatever reason, this makes me think of my experiences thus far in the District of Nevada: Filed under: lulz