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hairpiece

Jake Ward

January 07, 2009 13:48

U.S. Pat. No. 5,419,345:  Hairpiece.   What is claimed is: 1. A hairpiece attachment device for attaching a hairpiece to a central scalp bald area of a user’s head, said device comprising:           a first component attachable to said central scalp bald area, said first component having an in...

scvisitkit

Jake Ward

December 17, 2008 23:41

U.S. Pat. No. 7,258,592:  Santa Claus visit kit. JW Note:  Wishing a Happy Holidays to all!  See you in 2009!   What is claimed is: 1. A kit for creating an illusion that suggests a Santa Claus visit in a premises, said kit comprising:          a) items revealed to a child audience comprising ...

cockfight

Jake Ward

December 11, 2008 02:42

U.S. Pat. No. 4,432,545:  Non-lethal cock fighting system.     What is claimed is: 1. Apparatus for conducting and scoring cock fights between two combating birds, said apparatus comprising, in combination:           (a) individual switch means mounted upon each leg of each bird in place of or in co...

talkingplant

Jake Ward

December 04, 2008 01:39

U.S. Pat. No. 7,113,911: Voice Communication Concerning a Local Entity.   What is claimed is: 1. A system for enabling verbal communication on behalf of a local entity with a nearby user, the system comprising:          user equipment, intended to be carried by a user, comprising a wireless communic...

gravyseparator

Jake Ward

November 26, 2008 19:51

U.S. Pat. No. 4,934,420: Gravy separating device. JW Note:  Wishing you a Happy and Safe Thanksgiving holiday.   What is claimed is: 1. A device for separating liquids having different specific gravities, comprising:           a funnel-like separating member having a funnel section, an opening in an...